Girls in white dresses and blue satin sashes,
Snow-flakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes,
Silver white win-ters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
On the GO train this morning I began to suffer from Post Vacation Depression Disorder (PVDD). This disorder is often referred to as “F*ck, I have to go to work” and affects a large majority of the North American workforce.
* Heavy sighing
* Temptations to empty my savings account
* Feelings of worthlessness
* Yelling “F*ck work
If you begin to experience any of these symptoms towards the end of your vacation and/or on Sunday evenings please begin looking for a new job immediately. This will not cure PVDD but it will surpress your symptoms for approximately six months. Never underestimate the power of denial and never underestimate your weakness to use it. Once you find a new job, the symptoms will resurface with a vengeance whereby you start over. Wash, rinse, repeat. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to post my resume.
Boo and Yea!
“I will be out of the office until Monday, February 2, 2009. If you require immediate assistance or need to place a trade, please contact Other Guy at 416 —- —— or —-.——@TheBank.CA” Cuba! Here I come.